that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
DRUNK COOKIES
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