Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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