'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
