She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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