she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You made out with two different species that night
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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