Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Sext me about skeletons
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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