But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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