She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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