i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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