Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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