when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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