She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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