I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I touched a dick in church today
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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