lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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