Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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