This girl is more easily done than said...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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