I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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