Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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