My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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