Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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