His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
