Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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