I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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