brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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