I want to walk on stilts...naked
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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