I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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