weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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