yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Dicks are not precious.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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