He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
