I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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