i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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