What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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