Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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