Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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