at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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