I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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