just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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