i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Couch. On fire.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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