Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I would fuck him just for his dog
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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