Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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