But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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