yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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