I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If that was your dad, he is hot
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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