out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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