So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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