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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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