DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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