just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry about my life...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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