Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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