PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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