She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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