I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
whose ass print is on the piano?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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