I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
look no pants
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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