Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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