do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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