So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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